The largest purebred dog organization, the Fédération Cynologique Internationale, as of September 2009, recognizes 339 separate breeds of dogs from around the world. Each of these breeds has a unique physical appearance, temperament, use, and history. Big dogs, little dogs. Shaggy dogs, hairless dogs. Skinny dogs, muscular dogs. Fast dogs, not-so-fast dogs. Hyper dogs, laid-back dogs. Working dogs, and dogs that let others do the work for them.
And what does your dog’s breed say about you? Oddly enough, most dog owners are drawn to traits in their favored breeds that they either see or want to see in themselves. This may be an exaggeration in some cases, like with the Bulldog—really, who wants to be a short, disproportionate, drooling, pug-faced ball of muscle? But look beyond the physical, and what do you get? A gentle and endearing clown that is universally recognized and loved. It might be easier to ask: Who wouldn’t want that?
To a canine expert, what your dog’s breed says about you could fill a book, and it is often more accurate than a Myers-Briggs Personality Test. Are you the outdoorsy type who enjoys exercise and feels their best when challenged both mentally and physically? Or are you someone who prefers to be pampered and mix in a vast social circle? Read on to find out what your dog says about you!
What the Top 10 Most Popular Breeds Say About Their Owners
Labrador Retriever – There is a reason why the goofy, lovable Lab is the number one most popular breed in North America—they are the epitome of man’s best friend. Adjectives like faithful, intelligent, receptive, approachable, fun, and athletic in an enjoyable, non-obsessive manner make them easy dogs to be around. If you own a Labrador Retriever, you are all of these things and more.
Golden Retriever – Goldens are very much like their Labrador brethren, though a little more stately and regal. With their long coats, they need a bit more time at the beauty parlor. Still goofy and athletic, Goldens are easily trained and excel at activities that involve both intelligence and physical aptitude. If you own a Golden Retriever, people see you as smart, attractive—although possibly a little higher maintenance than a Lab owner—and extremely approachable.
German Shepherd – The king of the canine world, nothing is more physically impressive or environmentally adaptive than the German Shepherd. Strangers see German Shepherds as a little aloof, protective of their people and environments, and extremely capable and intelligent. Do you have a shepherd? Then you know they are also warm and supportive of their family and not half as majestic as they appear in public!
Dachshund – Who would believe that the diminutive, elongated Dachshund is actually a fierce badger hunter that never backs down? Feisty, stubborn, and fearless, the Dachshund has no idea they aren’t the biggest, most impressive dog on the block and tends to act like they are invincible. Intelligent and loving, the Dachshund makes a wonderful friend and family member. Do you own a Dachshund? Not every stranger will appreciate your many unique qualities at first, but with time, they will learn to respect and value your friendship.
Beagle – Alert, happy, and gentle, Beagles make wonderful house pets. They are also extremely hardy, capable, and determined hunters. They love the company of other dogs and have a clownish sense of humor. Gregarious and fun, they are protective of their loved ones yet enjoy a good romp. Do you have a Beagle? Your Beagle tells people you are a friendly, sociable person who is capable of great bouts of activity followed by some serious couch time.
Poodle – Poodles may look noble and high-maintenance, but the reality is far different. Poodles are high-energy athletes that love to exercise. Sleek and attractive, Poodles require regular grooming to maintain their sexy good looks and flamboyant appeal. If you share your life with a Poodle, expect people to be in awe of your high-spirited energy and natural nobility.
Chihuahua – Small dog, big package. Chihuahuas make exceptional companion dogs for people who can respect that these dogs are not pushovers. If they don’t listen to the bark, you better expect the bite! Chihuahuas are highly gregarious and sweet with their people, but aloof with strangers and downright nasty to anyone with less-than-honorable intentions. What does your Chihuahua say about you? Beware! I might be small or seem harmless, but don’t underestimate me—you’ll feel my wrath!
Rottweiler – Rottweilers are big, strong, intimidating dogs with gentle hearts of pure gold. They can be protective, however, so strangers should beware of stepping onto their property unannounced! Originally bred as flock guardians and herders, Rottweilers are now used as guard dogs and protective family dogs. They are naturally protective of those they love and can be aloof with strangers. Your Rottweiler tells people two things, depending on their knowledge of dogs and dog breeds. Either they are intensely intimidated right off the bat, or they know that under that fierce exterior, there is a warm, loving, and gentle heart.
Yorkshire Terrier – The ideal lap dog, Yorkshire Terriers are happy to spend time indoors, hanging out on their owner’s laps. Don’t be fooled, however—they are still terriers! Yorkies are high-energy, high-spirited companions that enjoy playtime as much as relaxing. Perfectly suited to the active senior citizen, Yorkies are protective yet friendly companions. Your Yorkie says to people that you are friendly and active yet enjoy downtime as well as the finer things in life.
Boxer – Much like the Labrador Retriever, Boxers are lovable, endearing clowns who immediately accept everyone as their new best friend. Athletic but not obsessive about it, Boxers tend to slow down as they age and suffer from the middle-age spread also common in Labs. Intelligent and easy to train, Boxers make excellent family pets. Your Boxer tells people that you are happy-go-lucky and enjoy a good romp just as much as a comfy, cozy chair near the fire.
What our pets say about us can speak volumes. But when choosing a breed, be realistic. Just because you want to appear to others like the super sporty Vizsla that would rather run than anything else in the world doesn’t mean that’s who you truly are. For both your sake and theirs, study breed descriptions thoroughly when choosing a breed, and be realistic about your lifestyle and goals. Choosing the right breed is crucial to how well your pet fits into your life and your overall happiness as a pet owner.
